Commando, not all it’s cracked up to be

As I’ve mentioned before, there is never a dull moment at my job.  Today was no exception. 

This morning, an eighth grade student comes in and announces he has a hole in his pants.  He then turns around and bends over to show off the gaping hole.  This would not have been as disturbing, butt….  That’s right, I used the correct butt, because it was just hanging out there for the whole world to see.  After us retina damaged staff members were able to regain to use of the English language, we make quick work of finding this sunshine proper coverage.

Lessons of the story:

1.  May and the pending summer vacation apparently makes one forget of rather important details.

2.  Going commando in ripped fatigues is a really bad idea at school. 

3.  Some images will permanently damage your brain.