I said no. I repeatedly said no. I even screamed it. It sounded something like this.
To what am I referring you ask? Well to the repeated begging and pleading from the smaller humans in my house to let a xbox 360 darken my door. And all was going pretty well in my house until my sneaky little male offspring decided to call an audible at the line of scrimmage, messing up my whole game plan.
You see my little man decided to ignore the calls from this sideline coach and take his request to the big man. No, not God. I don’t think he really has a dog in the dreaded xbox fight. No I mean the big, fat man. The one with the red nose and jelly belly. The man who grants all the ridiculous wishes of children when their mean, fun-killing parents say, ‘No. I mean No. NNNOOOOO!’
And do you know what that jolly ol’ elf had the nerve to do? He brought those blasted games made from videos into my house. Wrapping it in pretty, shiny paper and leaving it under my tree.
And do you know what happens when your kids open said banned item and scream with elation? Well you are forced to open the darn thing and hook it up. (I guess I could have refused to let them have it and sent it back up north, but my Grinch suit was out at the cleaners, so I, well, I caved.)
I was enjoying my sixth day off of work today (Did I mention how much I LOVE working for a school?), when I heard screams coming from the basement. I ran downstairs and found this.
The blackmail evidence I am going to collect far outweighs my anger. I guess you are forgiven fat man.