I’m mean and evil. I make my kids read for 30 minutes a day. I know, I know… how horrible of me! I want my kids to be able to read well, comprehend what they read, and focus on something other than a screen for a half hour. Call me crazy!
My daughter jumps right in. She sits somewhere with a book in front of her face for thirty minutes. I don’t always know if she is really reading or daydreaming, but she looks like she is, so it works for me.
My son, on the other hand, well, here’s how he spends his thirty minutes.
Minutes 1 and 2 – Looking for the book he was reading at the last reading time.
Minutes 3 and 4 – Flipping through the book, looking at pictures, claiming he is looking for where he left off.
Minute 5 – Me nagging him about using a book mark and to start reading already.
Minutes 6, 7, and 8 – Appears to be reading, may actually be reading, I don’t know.
Minutes 9 and 10 – Staring that the wall with the book in front of his face, not reading, but not having yet figured out how to fake that he is.
Minute 11 – Call the dog to him
Minute 12 and 13 – Throwing the ball and squeaking the dog’s toy.
Minute 14 – Second lecture from me about reading the darn book already.
Minutes 15 and 16 – Again appears to be actually reading the book.
Minute 17 – Stretching
Minutes 18 and 19 – Burying face in the couch.
Minute 20 – Hearing third lecture about reading.
Minute 21 – Reading, fake reading, whatever.
Minute 22 – Announces that he is done! Beginning of the back and forth argument between him and I about when he started and when thirty minutes from that time would be. Who taught this boy to read a clock? What…nevermind.
Minutes 23 and 24 – Flipping through book, while bouncing legs and humming. The book’s in his hand but I’m preeeetttty sure he’s not reading.
Minute 25 – Walks to bathroom, loudly announcing, “I’m going to the bathroom!!”
Minutes 26 – 29 – In bathroom
Minute 30 – Exits bathroom. Looks at the clock. Smiles. Looks at me, “The big hand’s on the 8 now, I’m done!”
Time from the big hand being on the 2 til the big hand is on the 8 – 30 minutes
Time Trystan actually spent reading – Maybe 7 minutes
Can’t wait to do this again tomorrow!