I didn’t know if I’d have any material for a blog today. I don’t really plan my blogs, I just go through my day and if something happens or strikes me as hilarious, I roll with it. Since its Saturday morning, I was guessing that my inspiration would come from something ridiculous from my children or one of their activities, when out of left field (pun intended) my mom scores a home run.
I play on a co-rec-softball league with my husband. Now when I say play, I use that term loosely. It truly is a rec team. Everyone on our team is there to have fun every Friday night, no pressure, no ‘super-intense-we-have-to-win’ attitudes. That’s good, because me, softball, and winning are not going to happen.
Every game I play right field. I love right field, nothing happens there. I have had exactly one ball skip to me in three games and luckily I caught it. Now my throw back in to the infield was pathetic, but, again, I CAUGHT IT! In every at bat, I have either struck out or hit a wimpy little roller right at the short stop and have been easily thrown out at first. I have never got on base. My dream at bat would be to be walked so I don’t have to look bad while getting on base for my team. Hey, don’t laugh, it’s good to have goals.
Last night we won 9 – 4, our first win of the season. Everyone else on the team played great. Great, monster hits. Scoring runs. Amazing diving catches. Me…. I struck out twice and was thrown out at first once. Nothing was hit to me, so I didn’t drop or mess anything up.
When I got home, I put up the following post on Facebook…
It’ official….. I suck at softball. Fortunately, the rest of the team rocks!
To which, the unintentional joke of the day and the credit for the material for this blog goes to my mother, who responded…
You know your mother does not like people sending balls at your face!!!
Yes, mom, I know that, known since high school.
Thank you mom for the huge belly laugh, my sick sense of humor, and this morning’s inspiration!