Welcome to today’s installment of ‘conversations from my work.’ I have the pleasure to work with some great students who provide me with lots of great material for this here blog. Here are a few of the conversations I had today.
Scene – Student attempting to correct me
Me – Yes, I know, they were trying to go smoke pot.
Student – No, it wasn’t pot.
Me – Ok, then what was it.
Student – It was weed.
Scene – One student having a conversation with another
Student 1 – I have $19,000 in my savings account. I might go buy an iPad.
Me – You could do that.
Student 2 – You could buy 2!
Scene – Student in my office, pulling at the fake tree I have. I see him picking his nose. Then I see him rip a fake stick off the fake tree.
Student – I’m going to stick this up my nose.
Me – I wouldn’t do that.
Student – (Sticks stick up his nose.) Ooowwww! It tickles! (Then rips a fake leaf off of the tree and puts it in his mouth.) Hmmm, this doesn’t taste like a leaf. It tastes like cloth!